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Business Check Discount Code

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:08:59 +0000

Save $5.00 on one set of checks & deposit slips.
Enter Offer Code BWE205 during checkout to receive this special pricing.

Direct from the Manufacturer – Save on Personalized and Custom Business Checks, Deposit Products, Accessories and More!

Every time you write a check, you project an image of your business. With Checkcrafters' variety of designer draft checks, you can select a design that best conveys your business image. Our checks are printed on 24 lb. recycled MICR paper with 20% post-consumer fiber, the highest concentration technology offers today. A standard stub is supplied with each check, and checks also include Micro Security Print, an anti-fraud device. Choose from our impressive variety of formats, designs, vouchers, and special lettering styles to customize your checks to best fit your needs.

Existing Home Sales Rose!

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:26:24 +0000

In a positive announcement, the leading economic indicato, home sales, rose. Existing home sales rose 6.5 percent in December to an annual rate of 4.74 million units, as the median home sales price plunged 15.3 percent to $175,400 from $207,000 a year ago. The decline is the largest year-over-year drop in records going back to 1968.

"Buyers will continue to have an edge over sellers for the foreseeable future," said Lawrence Yun, the The Conference Board's organization's economist.

No Speak English

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:59:21 +0000

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…

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What were you
thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

Now getting back to business, if you are running low on side tear checks don't forget to visit http://www.sidetearchecks.us where you can purchase direct from the manufacturer at wholesale discount unavailable at your bank. Plus you get greater selection!

Economic Rumbelings

Thu, 01 May 2008 01:20:20 +0000

Massive tax cuts were not match with spending cuts

The U.S. economic advisors under Bush didn’t get it. Massive tax cuts are a good thing, but fat and bloat pruning in government needs to match up with the cut. So, as any fourth grader could tell you, if you spend more than you take in you have problems.

We have a huge unsustainable current accounts budget deficit that the politicians love. When the government is irresponsible printing money and giving politicians a no-leash blank check, you have serious debt payback commitments.

This irresponsible behavior seems to have been played out in Federal, State and even municipal circles.

Budget restraints and spending caps rarely make it to the ballot, so there is no way of spanking these bad boys. The taxpayer is helpless to revolt.

Clever Words

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 22:45:06 +0000

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG: When you rearrange the letters: GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the: WOMAN HITLER
mind blowing good!

Photo Checks

Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:39:56 +0000

Plugging in your favorite photos from a vacation or family photos in revolving scenes is another option at your disposal when you order your personal checks. If you have a business you might consider this minimum cost exposure by featuring your product or service on the check. At about 50% off bank prices you can’t go wrong.

Simple upload your favorite photos and turn them into the bank checks of your choice. You can choose from side tear checks, wallet style checks or desk set checks. Artistic has personal labels as well as personal card selections that include many dynamic themes and designs. First time customers pay only 49 cents for their 2^nd box of checks.

Side Tear Checks

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:52:09 +0000

Side tear checks can be bought at your bank or you can order them online and save about 50%. When you order direct from the manufacturer through SideTearChecks.us you bypass bank markup charges. Not only that but you will find a larger choice of artist inspired checks to choose from. The range of designs covers almost every popular category.

Not only side tear checks but matching address labels and checkbook covers can be ordered. Even contact cards. The quality meets or exceeds what you now use. Delivery is fast.

Uh-Oh …

Thu, 01 Nov 2007 13:58:59 +0000

A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a
devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was
still early, decided to go the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to
him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his current
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just
arrived. She let him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was her
husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would
make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked
what kind of a time he had. He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when you're not there."

- "Did you dance much?"

- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den
and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to……."

Economical Habits

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:23:45 +0000

Many keep their money in savings accounts and little in checking accounts to maximize interest which is smart. Another way is when you run out of checks, to buy your personal side tear checks direct from the manufacturer. By buying your side checks direct you save in the neighborhood of 50% off that what your bank would charge. That’s savings.

Food prices are out of control and its harder for many to make their paycheck dollars stretch. Gasoline and fuel prices are rising and this winters heating bill may tear and really play havoc with the family budget. I hear tell on the side of a massive pesticide-resistant fungus that is threatening worldwide wheat crops and is in the process of sending food prices sky high. They say that the last outbreak of stem rust in 1954 in the U.S. wiped out 40% of the crop. Developing economical habits will help you pull through in uncertain times.